Chaim Piast

CHAIM PIAST - an illreputed and elusive Jewish jack of all trades who claims his birthright to the defunct Throne of Kingdom of Poland has finally been caught on film. This candid photograph of Chaim Piast was taken by an alert member of Reunion68 on October 7/1997 in Gumusluk - a small village on the south western coast of Turkey. Chaim is seen here in an open air teahouse accompanied by other members of his secret group of saboteurs and surrounded by heavily armed Albanian bodyguards. Chaim Piast is the man in upper right corner of the photograph.

This enlarged picture of Chaim's face has been digitally enhanced in our computer lab. The telltale scar on his left cheek clearly and conclusively identifies this man as the real Chaim Piast. The scar is a memento from a heated argument over a 100$ bar bill during a secret CC-executive meeting in Stockholm in 1979 The wound was inflicted with a dull razor by Chaim’s personal medic Yosouff Zorkis, son of Greek refugees and veteran of Polish Communist scout movement. Zorkis, presently residing in Sweden, is now a corrupt practitioner of suspect medical procedures and also a purveyor of dubious herbal potions.

Bodyguard in the foreground bears close resemblance to one Joel Bielikower, a failed architect with artistic ambitions who is currently managing an undercover information retrieval facility in Frankfurt. Bielikower poses as psychotherapist with Chaim Piast as his most lucrative patient.

The man on the left, whose face is only partly visible, is none other but Willi Kohanek, a well known political provocateur and violent animal right's activist. He is reported to be the mastermind behind Chaim’s political manifesto.

The bald head between Kohanek and Piast seems to belong to Alik Niemanic, an ex-hippie who has been Chaim's lifelong friend and fellow conspirator. According to our usually well informed sources he has made several unsuccessful attempts to start a legitimate business to justify his extravagant and flamboyant lifestyle.

Our alert Reunion member showed unprecedented courage and initiative in a critical situation. He used his ESP talents to coerce the waiter into hiding a miniature microphone in the bodyguard's nargilla. Conversations between Chaim Piast, Kohanek and Niemanic were thus recorded on tape. 

As soon as our technicians succeed in removing sound of bubbles passing through water in the nargilla the transcripts will be made available to general public.